This Town Isn’t Big Enough For Two Fords

coltford-coltonford — Colt Ford (left) and Colton Ford (right)

If you see either of these two performers on Saturday, make sure you’re clear on which one you’re seeing.

Country singer Colt Ford and pop singer Colton Ford (WARNING: link not safe for work) are both performing Saturday night and while they share a similar name, I don’t think the performers could get any more different.

Some differences:

Colt Ford is a country musician.
Colton Ford is a former gay porn star turned pop singer.

Colt Ford is a 300-pound, very greasy man.
Colton Ford is very muscular with a six-pack most guys would kill for.

Colt Ford has to get clothes at the big and tall store.
Colton Ford has trouble keeping his clothes on.

Colt Ford is performing at the Hat Factory with country acts Tyler Farr and Sunny Ledford.
Colton Ford is performing at Nations with dance pop diva Ultra Naté.

Make sure you know the difference. It’d be a real shame if you went to one show thinking it was the other.

Colt Ford – Chicken & Biscuits